Liberal Fascism is a good book

Since I'm a liberal, I wasn't going to actually buy the book. I was just going to wait until Democrats came back to power, at which point jackbooted thugs would roam the cities and countryside, robbing hard-working wage-earners at gunpoint. Then someone named Peacechild or Jerry Sunshine Vibes would track me down in their Prius. Eventually they'd find me at the gay abortion clinic or the free heroin collective and just hand me a copy, along with a bowl of macrobiotic brown rice, a hacky sack with "Save the Whales" embroidered on it, and a copy of the latest Ani DiFranco CD.

But then I thought about it some more and I decided that the author of Liberal Fascism deserved a break. I mean, it would be one thing if he were just a typical wingnut living off the contacts his batshit crazy mother made. No, the author of Liberal Fascism is a poor man; indeed, so poor that he has often been referred to as The Poor Man. I therefore thought I would make him slightly less poor by actually buying a copy of his new book.

You too can and should buy a copy of Liberal Fascism. You'll be glad you did.