"Man, I really like my new job. I wonder why Mom got so upset when I told her I wanted to go to Morocco to dye."
"You sure don't talk much, Gumby, but there's something about you I really like . . . even if I can't quite put my finger on it."
"Mom, can you please tell Dad to put his pants on when he's at the dinner table? I love the guy but it's all I can do to choke down my zweiback."
"Donald, if you start up with that 'merrily, merrily' crap again, so help me God, I am going to stick this oar straight up your nose."
What it is.
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Nice. I especially liked the last two.
*sputter*
Laughing and choking on my zweiback!
These are great. It's unfair that you can come up with stuff this funny so early in the week, especially to those of us that put our oars on one leg at a time, and don't have both pants in the water...
that chick is totally grabbing gumby's cheek.
Beautiful!
--nashtbrutusandshort
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