Hey, hold up a minute, ese, I say where you goin', fool
You best show us some respect or we'll mess you up pre-school
And bring some Snackwells with ya next time if you want to hang
With the toughest kids in Cleveland, yeah, the Chocolate Cookie Gang
New! From the makers of Slut Bars and Skank Bites.
"Wow . . . lunch at McDonald's, a trip to Knotts Berry Farm, this cool new shirt, and then, just now, the best poop ever . . . if you had a day anywhere near as awesome as mine, you'd be smiling too, pal."
Why we do this.
4 comments:
I think it might be wrong to laugh at any one of these, much less all three.
So I'm wrong. Sue me. Three times.
Word up!
After these, now I just need the best poop ever and my day is set.
Girl Scouts best be bringin' the Samoas, yo.
Post a Comment