Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Things I've learned while on vacation

  • Dennis Lehane is a very good writer.
  • Lynda LaPlante is not.
  • Ducks do not seem to be afraid of deer, even when the deer come right up to them in a shallow lake.
  • Lots of liberals have no fucking sense of humor.
  • John McCain thinks that a woman being beaten and raped by a gorilla = comedy gold.
  • If you're looking for a restaurant in Cleveland that serves until midnight six nights a week, this is the place you want.
  • Buying a hot dog from a vendor at Yankee Stadium in the 1950s wasn't a very good idea. I'm sure things are much more sanitary now.
  • Writing this kind of blog post is a lazy man's dream. Expect more like this in the weeks to come.

2 comments:

Randal Graves said...

Oh, that John McCain and his bestiality rape jokes. I didn't know Scooter Libby was dabbling in comedy these days.

As for the Noo Yawker, I like Chazelle's take best.

It isn't lazy, it's creative. Throw a bunch of shit up. You need to add pictures, though.

Anonymous said...

I WANT SIAM! is a future T-shirt I will make in the future when I have my own T-Shirt making machine, in the future. :)