At least one chimpanzee began to amass an arsenal of rocks with which he intended to assault zoo visitors.
Apparently Santino, the chimp in question, began stockpiling his weapons of mass contusion as far back as 1997, so for once this can't even be pinned on the George W. Bush administration.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
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3 comments:
Can't blame the chimp one iota. Though I'm still gonna blame Chimpy.
People! Have you forgotten there is a new sheriff in town? The chimp is clearly following Rush Limbaugh's strict orders.
I'm not getting anywhere near his cage. Betcha he can spot a lib a mile away!
The chimp shows more mental capacity and planning ability than chimpy W ever did.
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